I've come to the decision that toilet rim blocks and me just don't get on. You know what I'm talking about - those gizmos that you hang over the toilet rim, so when you flush, they mix in with the newly-flushed water producing a nice deep green, or a deep blue (like the colour of women's periods, if I'm to believe the adverts).
But oh no, not me. Whenever I buy one, they always mix at such a low ratio that I get a Big Girl's Blouse light-blue colour. I can go to a friend's house and see a lovely Navy Blue. Hell, the toilet block that fnord left behind when I moved in here did a great job. But not me. Just a faint blue, like those pastel shirts that the teacher at school that you suspected was gay wore; which turns green as soon as you pee into it. No matter where I position it. If I was paranoid, I would have thought there was a conspiracy going on.
Spring has finished too. Today was decidedly undecided, weather-wise. I can feel it in my bones that it's going to piss it down tomorrow. Oh well, it was great while it lasted.
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