Snot Nose II: Revenge of the Lurgy

I think I've discovered why so many Swedes have gone down with a bad cold(*)... it's because there's two strains out there. The reason I know? 'Cos I've gone and caught the second one, that's bleedin' well why!!

It was only three weeks ago when I was slowly getting over a crappy cold, and now I'm snivelling and sneezing. What's more, I have a deadline for a piece of work I'm doing, so I can't take today off. Bleurgh!

All I want is a hot nurse in one of those sexy uniforms and stockings and suspenders to wipe my fevered brow. Am I asking for too much? (Yes.)

(*) Of course, men call colds "Man-Flu". It's always worse than the colds that women suffer from. Influenza is a completely different thing, but not to us men!